Position for additional personal bitch to join My New York City stable recently became available!

Humans are creatures of habit, hence this servant must be reliable, trustworthy, prompt, and eager to please the Goddess, in whichever way She desires. Be a quick learner and self-motivated. Must have enough time on your hands to serve when needed.

Duties may include cleaning, running errands, Fußpflege, arranging meals, Internet research, written assignments, chauffeur duty. Not only financial, but spiritual generosity is vital.

Will favor candidate with knowledge of (or willing to independently acquire) German language skills.